Ask Weenie

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All our listeners know that Weenie is our spirit animal, the feline who tells it like it is, and lives the life we all dream of.  Never let it be said that she’s not a giver — Weenie is here to help everyone with their gnarliest problems.  Send your questions in asap.  Here’s the latest from the mailbag (yeah, we said mailbag – TBT, people!):

Dear Weenie:

Some days, I feel like it’s not even worth it to get out of bed. Is this a sign of depression?

Signed, Down in the Dumps

Dear Down:

Are you saying you voluntarily stop sleeping sometimes?? Sorry, not familiar with this concept.

 

Dear Weenie:

All my friends say I’d be super cute if I just lost 10 pounds. I know they’re right but I find it really hard to curb my appetite and eat less. Any dieting tips?

Signed, Pretty on the Inside

Dear Pretty:

Stop having friends.

 

Dear Weenie:

I’m trying to decide if I should change careers. I work in a busy office right now and what I really want to do is something artistic, you know, like maybe performance art or free movement dance or ——

Dear Pretty:

I’m sorry, what?  I dozed off…